| Date | Victim | Details |
| 08/04/2001 | Garda | I got reports of a disturbance at 101 parnell street, which was apparently due to one of the employees (a Mr. Glen Gray) roaring after loosing at foozeball |
| 07/08/2001 | Killian | Excessive tickling |
| 07/08/2001 | Padraig | roared at me for no reason |
| 08/08/2001 | Padraig | Tickled me on sides without warning |
| 08/08/2001 | Killian | more excessive tickling |
| 08/08/2001 | Padraig | roared at me again (really loud!) |
| 10/08/2001 | Padraig | Jumped out from behind the door, and scared the shit out of me |
| 22/08/2001 | John | Glen kicked me softly in the perineum when I was trying to play with the frigits |
| 22/08/2001 | Stephane | I said "it was hard to get it up" (referring to a sentinel). Glen laughed and then everyone did |
| 23/08/2001 | Greg | John (filling in for Glen's absence) sent a shock down the back of my neck with a lighter ignitor. This actually then travelled down my headphones and nearly fried my soundcard, which required a machine powerdown to get working again! |
| 20/09/2001 | Woman in fabric shop | After comming back from seeing "Planet of the Apes", Glen (I think that's his name) started to make this horrific screaming sound that I later realised was an Ape impression. Needless to say I was very afraid for a moment. |
| 03/10/2001 | Killian | Kicked my desk (very hard) (and for no reason) |
| 05/10/2001 | Killian/John | He was humping our chairs (while we were sitting in them!), and only stopped when Conor saw him. |
| 22/10/2001 | Killian | Repeated small incidents by Glen provoked me into hanging (yes by the neck), a stuffed Penguin using an ethernet cable, from Glen's chair while he was away from his desk. Needless to say this resulted in more harassment :-(. |
| 23/10/2001 | Glen | Constant logging of incidents to this database is causing high levels of stress for me. I mean I know I'm a bit of a joker but these make me out to be a bully. Which I'm definately not. So if these incidents continue I'll beat the hell out of the db admin. |
| 23/10/2001 | Everybody | Padraig kept eating weird smelly food, stinking up the whole office, making us all sick. |
| 14/12/2001 | Killian | Stephane told me that he knew where my family lived (in a threatening manor). -- This is just after he threatened to use a chair to beat me through the wall of the kitchen. |
| 8/1/2002 | Killian | Stephane asked me if I ever jumped out a window (then he offered to help me do so). |
| 20/3/2002 | Killian and Glen | John faked a cvs message from Killian saying: "glen is a wanker"Glen got offended by the lower case 'g', and blamed Killian. |
| 20/3/2002 | Padraig | This database has obviously been compromised, so we're going underground |
| As of Nov 2005 I am working with Glen again (at lincor), so this table may need to be updated... | ||
| 1/2/2006 | Padraig | I needed to get a new laptop due to a car hitting it (while it was on my back). Glen added to my distress by stating that my new laptop looked metrosexual, when everyone knows I have no aesthetic sense. I think he was trying to divert attention away from his new gay MacBook Pro with accompanying man bag. |
| 15/2/2007 | Padraig | Greg said "glen when friends hug they keep their hands above the equator" Glen added "but his buns are so pert !" (referring to me). |
| 12/12/2008 | Padraig | Daniel said he has a picture of me on his bedroom ceiling, and Greg added that he uses my picture as a face mask in this bedroom (he has a mirrored ceiling apparently). Ugh :( |
| 23/03/2009 | Padraig | Greg edited my /etc/hosts file and said he'd registered http://www.pixelbeatoff.org/ as a "tribute" site for me. I was very stressed for a while, until I realised the dodgy content was not public. |